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Round and round in painted cars you go

Pepsi, coke, beer and home depot

“Bumping and rubbing is racing” you say

only left turns? I say “no way!”

Now there is all that crashing

Temper tantrums, helmet mashing

All those last second passes

frustrating  gas tank collapses

All in all I just can’t relate

Culture, it seems, is determined by fate

Growing up with the opera, cheese and some wine

Is different than Budweiser, fried okra and swine

So here’s to you, people ovoid

You’re proud, you’re loud, you’re loosely employed

Please, oh please don’t stop pulling for Dale

Just remember these words “I didn’t inhale”