Ah the water bed, we’ve had some good snoozes over the past 3 year. But today I will drain the the very life out of you. Let it be said that though your waves were many, your comfort was not half bad…

To George who bought her off craigslist for twenty five hard earned dollars: treat her like a lady, and she will conform to your every contort, and keep you warm for many a night…

R.I.P. water bed

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